The Terrible Twos are Good for Something

Tonight I discovered a highly effective, guilt free plan for dodging sales calls. It starts with your 2 year-old and 6 year-old racing to answer the phone and ends with that 2 year-old screaming, "I got it, I got it, no I got it!" at the top of her lungs into the phone. By the time the phone made its way to me, there was a dial tone on the other end. Nice save, Hazel! Come to think of it, I'm actually really glad that was only a sales call on the other end and not Publishers Clearing House telling me I'd just won a million dollars.